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The TSA Spots Gold. “What Is This?” A Medal.

Written by Gary North on October 16, 2014

In 2011, Brian Schmidt won the Nobel Prize in physics. He took the medal to Fargo, North Dakota, to show his grandmother. She lives in Fargo.

There, he encountered the TSA, always on the job to Keep America Safe. He was not coming into Fargo. He was leaving. He describes what happened.

‘They’re like, “Sir, there’s something in your bag.”

‘I said, “Yes, I think it’s this box.”

‘They said, “What’s in the box?”

‘I said, “a large gold medal,” as one does.

‘So they opened it up and they said, “What’s it made out of?”

‘I said, “gold.”

‘And they’re like, “Uhhhh. Who gave this to you?”

‘”The King of Sweden”.

‘”Why did he give this to you?”‘

‘”Because I helped discover the expansion rate of the universe was accelerating.” At which point, they were beginning to lose their sense of humor.

‘I explained to them it was a Nobel Prize, and their main question was, “Why were you in Fargo?”‘

If you want to know how the war on Ebola is going, use this as a guideline. The authorities will stop the carriers as they are leaving, not entering, the country.

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4 thoughts on “The TSA Spots Gold. “What Is This?” A Medal.

  1. Take it easy on TSA employees. They couldn't pass the test for MacDonald's, so this is the only employment left to them. At least they show up for work mostly. I know it is so they can stand around and chat with their buds. But!!! See my blog at http://cranky-conservative.blogspot.com

  2. Has this Nations government become the new >> DUH !.. or "What Me Worry" ?

  3. Empty Pockets says:

    Do potential employees for TSA have to prove they have no working brain cells? Couldn't recognize intelligence if it hits them in the face? Have never heard of such a creature as a sense of humor?

    Where do they find these troglodytes? Are they an endangered species? Please, please tell me they are an endangered species…truth is, I know they're common as fleas on stray dogs.