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Jay Leno’s Gitmo Solution

Written by Gary North on May 2, 2013

Jay Leno has an idea. President Obama, now in his fifth year as President, thinks that someone should close Gitmo. It would have happened in 2009, except that something or other has kept this from happening. Leno has a solution:

“President Obama held a press conference earlier today, and he said he still wants to close the Guantanamo Bay prison facility, but he doesn’t know how to do it. He should do what he always does: declare it a small business and tax it out of existence. It will be gone in a minute. Be gone in a minute! One month! Be out of there!”

I can see why NBC wants to get him off the air. With jokes like this, he makes the President look silly.

Closing Gitmo was one of his 2008 campaign promises.

But that was then. This is now.

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39 thoughts on “Jay Leno’s Gitmo Solution

  1. Lowell says:

    Jay is correct and Obama should listen. This idea would fit his plan perfectly. Close Gitmo, bring more Muslims into the US and cost the tax payers a bundle.

  2. tomkon says:

    If it is destructive to America you can be sure the Dictator-in-Chief Barack Hussien Obama will get OT done one way or the other! Nothing will stop him … as we all know he has a well documented distain for our great constitution … but he loves Executive orders and consistently abuses his authority.

  3. And just what do you think the other Muslim terrorists will do when we bring them all here? There isn't a chance that they might want to spring them from a U.S. prison? And what about the cost to take them to trial, that won't be through the roof. I would say yes to all the above and don't kid yourself, BO knows it.

  4. Nomoolies says:

    Obongo from the congo is a fraud president. He is not an american and does not have an american name. he is muslim and has a munslim name. I am disappointed in congress for allowing this fraud to violate the constitution. They need to make him prove his citizenship and conduct a thorough background check on him. he then needs to be impeached. He is anti-american and displays it daily. The illegals are voting fraudulently also, this is how the democRATS stay in power, as the polls do not ask for proof of U.S. citizenship.

  5. What a dumb ass. 1963 called, and it wants its' racist mentality back.

  6. tommysb5 says:

    Obama can look very stupid on his own. I was thinking, why don't Obama declare our "57" State a prison ? He's supposed to be the President of the United States and the Moron didn't have a Clue on how many states were in the Union. What gets me is his little Liberal Sheep keeps applauding him and putting this idiot on a thrown. Gawd, it scares me because these idiots live among us.

  7. I don't see piles of fingernails being pulled off. Where's the torture, except in the minds of liberals?

  8. scarface says:

    Hey commie organizer……..people are on to you!

  9. Many if not most of the detainees at Gitmo were victims of all the "walking around money" the US flooded the streets of Baghdad with after the invasion. The Bush administration had a hard-on for finding anybody they could wave at the public and shout "Terrorist!", so bounties were offered to anyone who would inform on a "terrorist". The result was Iraqis were giving the names of neighbors, business competitors, personal enemies, ANYBODY to get their share of the snitch cash.

    The courts ordered the detainees to be either tried or released immediately years ago, but the administration still hasn't. Probably because it would be obvious to everyone once they were released that much worse things were done to these detainees than waterboarding. America is the evil empire.

  10. truthbeknown says:

    come on Obama doesn't need any help in looking silly. he does a great job all by himself. and its a stupid silly as well.

  11. 2WarAbnVet says:

    Of course, many of the detainees found "innocent" and released have joined (rejoined) the terrorist ranks.

  12. Patricia says:

    Good for Jay Leno! He tells it like it is.

  13. Stanleysez says:

    Of the several reasons that he wants to close it there's one that stands out above the rest. He says it is too expensive, HUH? All of a sudden he's interested in savings us money. That BULL***T. This man is an international spendthrift. He spends millions on vacations and Air Force 1 and he's interested in saving the U.S. money.RIGHT!

  14. Margaret. Jacobson says:

    Sounds like a plan to me !!

  15. Hang the terrorist at GITMO and then close the place. Wont have a need for it anymore. Bring everyone home, toss the keys over the fences, and cut the expense from the military and USJD budgets. HUGE SAVINGS!

  16. Ron Buice says:

    Why don't they just open the gates at Gitmo and release the detainees into the Cuban general population. Much like Castro put all the Cuban expatriates onto leaky boats and send them out toward freedom? Don't let them back in!. Simple solutions and no cost with great savings. Economical, no?

  17. myersie says:

    what Leno didnt tell you people is that the Spirit of George Bush walks the hall of the white house at nite and wispers in ,Obummers ears to tell him how do do all the stupid stuff

  18. If America is the evil empire, go live someplace else! Simple to solve that problem.

  19. Then why don't you go live somewhere else if you think America is evil?

  20. yes but look at all the idiots that voted for him of course the dead had no choice

  21. Danno–you’re a dickhead. It’s almost as easy to leave this country as it is to sneak into it. Why don’t you do so?

  22. FireMall says:

    If Obama really wants Gitmo closed why did Congress allocate 200+ million to update Gitmo into a 5 star Hotel rating and Obama was all for the wasted expense ??

  23. Kenneth says:

    Put all the muslim trash at Gitmo in long boat. Give them oars and point them to the East. Keep a CG escort to watch them until they are 1000 mile out of Gitmo. Heck why waist the boat. Those mussies are there cause they were terrorist. Hold a mass execution bury them in a hole and splash them in pig blood.

  24. hejohnson43 says:

    Jay doesn't have to say a thing, Obama when he opens his mouth, tells you how stupid he is. He and Eric Holder, want to close Gitmo., bring all those Muslims here in the U.S. give them their Miranda Rights, try them here in Civilian Court. That way when they get off on a technicality, or a hung jury, they will be able to stay in the U.S.. If they get convicted, they can convert other prisoners in our prison system. Either way, they win. Most of them never lived as good as they have it in Gitmo.

  25. Seymour Kleerly says:

    Our Right Wing congress has blocked Obama's efforts to close Gitmo. What a shock!

  26. Yes, the term is called blow back. When you arrest and jail people without trial for long periods of time, or use drones to blow them up, it creates something called hatred and resentment.
    http://www.thenation.com/article/blowback

    "Blowback" is a CIA term first used in March 1954 in a recently declassified report on the 1953 operation to overthrow the government of Mohammed Mossadegh in Iran. It is a metaphor for the unintended consequences of the US government's international activities that have been kept secret from the American people. The CIA's fears that there might ultimately be some blowback from its egregious interference in the affairs of Iran were well founded.

  27. Don't close Guantanamo. We'll need it for the mulatto Hitler and his administration and fascist-democrap supporters when the shooting war is over. We can hold them there until they turn over all their graft money stashed in offshore accounts. With a little water boarding, we can get the names and details of the NWO criminals that own them.

  28. Bill Gantt says:

    Maybe we could get him to declare the imperial federal govt a small business. What a deal!

  29. T.L. Chew says:

    Declaring it a small business may take a little longer. Declare it a small, Green business and throw money at it will speed it up.

  30. Brenda says:

    Loved the comment about why NBC wants him off the air because he makes the president look silly. The president does not need any help looking silly, he has managed to attain that distinction all by himself. After all, how silly is it to devote your term in office playing golf instead of leading? NOt to mention his "rap" presidential entrance at the correspondence dinner? Or, what about preparing for his hollywood visit while americans were being slaughtered.

  31. Eddy Fudd says:

    Right, WASP! The "illegal alien" Obama/Soetoro/Whatever.. will be "Getting his lunch V E R Y S O O N! Watch…

  32. What's really sad and telling–and that nobody has commented on yet that I can see–is how one TV comedian can do more damage with a joke than a hundred well-written, thoughtful essays. What a commentary on our culture.

  33. Eddy Fudd says:

    Stop calling the "illegal alien" President. He is NOT the POTUS, but a 'simpleton' which anti-American zelots are using to systematically ruin the United State Of America!!!!! Legal Citizens of America, listen up: DO NOT CALL the 'alien Obama' President. Every time you do, you GIVE HIM CREDIBILITY. GET OUT OF THE HABIT, as when he and Biden are dealt with very soon, all the things which they passed through our Congress will be NULL and VOID, and an election for the remainder of this 2013-2016 will take place. The AMERICAN WE, THE PEOPLE have spoken and will oversee this election–to the detrement of the Democratic Party. Watch…

  34. Bob Marshall says:

    If GITMO is really a place to confine terrorist why is our president, his administration, most of congress and his czars there? Who is destroying America from the inside?

  35. I think they should release them from Gitmo too , just send them over the fence to Castros Cuba and let them handle it .

  36. Oooo, what an original thought! Who writes your script? You actually think this is the "land of the free and the home of the brave"? How much does Cass Sunstein pay you to shill for whoever the current Oval Office toady is?

  37. Such verbal brilliance! Seriously, how much does Cass Sunstein pay you guys?

  38. Seymour Kleerly says:

    Do you dispute his post, or does it just upset you?

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